Red Eye

Quotes from Fox's Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld:

• If sexiness were a convertible... I’d take her top off and drive her around town
• If beauty were a radio... I'd play with her knobs until I heard something I liked
• She's so hot... she can restart cars simply by holding the jumper cables
• She's so sexy... online porn spends time looking at her
• She's so hot... that Googling her name will melt your computer
• If charm was osteoporosis... he would make old ladies moan (Greg introducing Kevin Godlington)
• If brains were s soap dispenser... I’d pump him in the bathroom (Greg introducing Mike Baker, the cute thing is that Rebbecca Gomez said to that statement "I would too" :)
• If hotness was a cavity I’d drill...and then fill her
• She’s so hot... fireman grab their hoses when they see her
• If hilarity was a synagogue then many Jewish men would enter him on the sabbath
• You're the Nelson Mandela of Porn
• You put the hip in hypocrite (Bill Shultz to Greg Gutfeld)
• Mea Culpa is Latin for "My Bad" (Andy Levy Ombudsman on FOX Red Eye)
• This lie is so transparent birds are slamming into it (Andy Levy Ombudsman on FOX Red Eye)
• I'm a fashion terrorist (Bill Shultz, interjecting on some general discussion on terrorism)