Showing posts with label Red Eye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Red Eye. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Patois

From the French and pronounced patwah
"Fraternity patois" -- Bill Schultz/Red Eye used the term to refer to slang speak of some Wall Streeter's

Dictionary Definitions:
1. a characteristic language of a particular group [syn: cant, jargon, slang, lingo, argot, vernacular]
2. a regional dialect of a language (especially french); usually considered substandard

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Red Eye

Quotes from Fox's Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld:
  • If sexiness were a convertible... I’d take her top off and drive her around town
  • If beauty were a radio... I'd play with her knobs until I heard something I liked
  • She's so hot... she can restart cars simply by holding the jumper cables
  • She's so sexy... online porn spends time looking at her
  • She's so hot... that Googling her name will melt your computer
  • If charm was osteoporosis... he would make old ladies moan (Greg introducing Kevin Godlington)
  • If brains were s soap dispenser... I’d pump him in the bathroom (Greg introducing Mike Baker, the cute thing is that Rebbecca Gomez said to that statement "I would too" :)
  • If hotness was a cavity I’d drill...and then fill her
  • She’s so hot... fireman grab their hoses when they see her
  • If hilarity was a synagogue then many Jewish men would enter him on the sabbath
  • You're the Nelson Mandela of Porn
  • You put the hip in hypocrite (Bill Shultz to Greg Gutfeld)
  • Mea Culpa is Latin for "My Bad" (Andy Levy Ombudsman on FOX Red Eye)
  • This lie is so transparent birds are slamming into it (Andy Levy Ombudsman on FOX Red Eye)
  • I'm a fashion terrorist (Bill Shultz, interjecting on some general discussion on terrorism)