Big Bang Theory Quotes

Raj to Leonard: "If you really want to clean-up your karma go get my freekin' latte"
Sheldon: "in the world of emoticons I was: "colon", "Capital D"

Howard: "Sex is never the way I dream it's going to be", Raj: "That's because in your dreams you're a horse from the waste down..."

There's an understatement! There are dead people in better form

One of the cuter lines from the film Notting Hill

Hugh Grant as William Thacker ... "I feel I should apologize to everyone for my behavior over the last 6 months. I have as you know been somewhat down in the mouth." Tim McInnerny as Max ... "There's an understatement! There are dead people in better form.

mea culpa

Mea culpa is a Latin phrase that translates into English as "my fault", or "my own fault". To emphasize the message, the adjective "maxima" may be inserted, resulting in "mea maxima culpa," which would translate as "my most [grievous] fault."

The origin of the expression is from a traditional prayer in the Mass of the Roman Catholic Church known as Confiteor (Latin for "I confess")[1], in which the individual recognizes his or her flaws before God.

In the popular vernacular, the expression "mea culpa" has acquired a more direct meaning, in which, by doing or performing a "mea culpa", someone admits to having made a mistake by one's own fault (meaning that it could have been avoided if that person had been more diligent).

(Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mea_culpa)

Andy Levy the ombudsman for FOX Red Eye explained this phrase is the Latin for the modern vernacular of "My Bad" :)

Red Eye

Quotes from Fox's Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld:

• If sexiness were a convertible... I’d take her top off and drive her around town
• If beauty were a radio... I'd play with her knobs until I heard something I liked
• She's so hot... she can restart cars simply by holding the jumper cables
• She's so sexy... online porn spends time looking at her
• She's so hot... that Googling her name will melt your computer
• If charm was osteoporosis... he would make old ladies moan (Greg introducing Kevin Godlington)
• If brains were s soap dispenser... I’d pump him in the bathroom (Greg introducing Mike Baker, the cute thing is that Rebbecca Gomez said to that statement "I would too" :)
• If hotness was a cavity I’d drill...and then fill her
• She’s so hot... fireman grab their hoses when they see her
• If hilarity was a synagogue then many Jewish men would enter him on the sabbath
• You're the Nelson Mandela of Porn
• You put the hip in hypocrite (Bill Shultz to Greg Gutfeld)
• Mea Culpa is Latin for "My Bad" (Andy Levy Ombudsman on FOX Red Eye)
• This lie is so transparent birds are slamming into it (Andy Levy Ombudsman on FOX Red Eye)
• I'm a fashion terrorist (Bill Shultz, interjecting on some general discussion on terrorism)